RPG Silliness

As usual I try to keep abreast of the latest happenings in the world of the PSP and read PSP Updates every couple of days. One of the articles I read gave me fond memories of playing Diablo II and some of the games more unusual 'features'.

Killing a monster rewards you in a couple of ways; you get character experience, sometimes gold or the odd item. Fair enough, you would think. Except, why would a monster have gold or be carrying an item in the first place? The article on PSP Updates (Loot-drop paradoxes) has an amusing reference to the slaying of a dragon in World of Warcraft (WoW):

Warrior: And with this last arrow I kill you.
Dragon: Hang on a sec. Let me bottle up my blood first. You got a needle and tube handy?

Game developers go to a lot of trouble to make the game world believable only to make mistakes such as this. Of course the dragon could merely be carrying dragon's blood in a bottle, though it would raise the question as to where it obtained it and why it would be carrying it.

Battling in the Lord of Destruction expansion pack proved amusing as the number of small fliers that dropped either a very large weapon or full-plate armour was quite frequent. It begs the question as to why a mosquito would be carrying a potion in a bottle. Ah well.

till next time,

Alex.

The Triforce of Courage

The series of Zelda games is nearly as old as I am. From humble beginnings way back on the NES (Famicom) to the glory that is Twilight Princess on the Wii.

I have played some of the Zelda series on various different platforms and even own an original gold-coloured 'The Legend of Zelda' for the NES. My favourite has to be The Ocarina of Time. It just did so many things well and like all first-party Nintendo games, it was well produced.

The difficulty curve was set at a leisurely pace and dungeons got progressively more difficult without sudden jumps. Puzzles could be solved with some careful planning and you were often rewarded for exploring.

Admittedly the only purpose of the mini-games was to obtain heart-pieces, but they were fun to play and even a little silly (setting off bomb-chus in Ocarina of Time for one). I don't think I ever found all the heart-pieces in any of the Zelda games so far and I doubt I will without following a written guide.

If you've never played a Zelda game before then you have seriously missed out on one of the best game series. I rank it amongst Metal Gear Solid and Final Fantasy for originality. You almost invariably start off as a young boy from a little village and before long you are sent off on an epic quest to save your girl-friend (who often turns out to be a princess), your village or the entire world.

Battle the forces of evil with nothing more than a sword, shield and (if you're lucky) a bottle of milk or a fairy. Of course the games have introduced us to many varied and wonderful friends along the way. From the mighty Big-Goron to the most timid deku scrub, they all have something worthwhile to contribute to your quest. Helping people always has its benefits such as empty bottles, bigger equipment bags and in one case a hug from malon (Talon's daughter) for protecting her!

As many tearful encounters await you as joyful ones. The death of the Great Deku Tree was perhaps one of the saddest moments in video game history with the only exception being the death of Aeris in Final Fantasy VII. Vanquishing the evil Ganondorf and saving Hyrule is always one of the better moments.

Got some spare time? Pick up an old Nintendo64, a copy of 'The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time', you won't be disappointed.

Alex.

She really ought to learn when to shut the f*ck up

I apologise for the vulgarity in the title above, but I'm in a seriously annoyed mood. If you've read my last post, then you don't get any reward for guessing who I'm referring to. In case you're unsure as to precisely who has seriously annoyed me, it's one Jade Goody.

She was apparently unaware of the furore her actions have caused in the outside world. Watching some of her interview immediately after her eviction made me wonder exactly how intelligent she thought she was being in trying to explain and even justify what she had done.

After a few minutes I switched off as the things she was saying sounded like utter tripe. To paraphrase one particular part "she hoped that [Shilpa Shetty] didn't hear what [they] were talking about." How incompetent can she be? She is in an environment that is under 24 hour surveillance, how did she think that her words wouldn't be heard by the public? She seemed to think that if Shetty hadn't heard her and others talking about her, then it was perfectly acceptable.

Several news sites, newspapers and television news programmes have been discussing Goody's actions and what may happen now that she is no longer on Big Brother (BB). Many of them have stated that Goody has caused an international incident and I find that I am in agreement with them.

I doubt that Goody will be expecting the reaction she is about to receive; she even tried to apologise by saying "she didn't mean nothing." Shetty, meanwhile, did accept Goody's apology immediately before Goody was evicted and was more gracious than I would have been in similar circumstances.

Hopefully the eviction of Goody will force the other house-mates to treat Shetty with the respect she deserves, although only time will tell.

till next time,

Alex.

The 50th Post

You read that correctly folks; this is the 50^th post on my blog. Though the regularity of my posts has occasionally been a little patchy, I have stuck with it and hopefully raised some thought-provoking ideas.

For those of you who have been keeping track of the news this last week will have seen the events unfolding within The Most Talked About House in the UK^TM; Celebrity Brig Brother. As my friends can attest, I'm not a big fan of reality television and especially not of Big Brother (BB) in any form.

It appears that I'm not alone in my dislike of BB as approximately 20k people have sent complaints in concerning the abuse of one house-mate; Shilpa Shetty. She is a well-known Bollywood actress and has been subject to racial comments from three of her fellow house-mates.

I have only heard about some of the comments made second or even third-hand. What little I've read makes my blood run cold. No one deserves to be treated in such a manner and quite rightly a fair few people have said so to Channel 4 and Endemol (broadcasters and producers of the show respectively). The number I quoted earlier will continue to rise and has already made one of the shows sponsors, Carphone Warehouse, withdraw their support with immediate effect.

To illustrate this is, as far as I'm aware, an unprecedented move by Carphone Warehouse. One which will make others take a breathless step back and consider their involvement in the show.

If this is not backlash enough, news has spread back to Shetty's home country of India. Demonstrations have already taken place and several questions relating to this have been asked of Gordon Brown (Chancellor of the Exchequer). That has caused questions to be raised in parliament, something not take lightly.

I said my blood ran cold at hearing this. In our modern, well-adjusted society, it appears that racism isn't dead yet. I'm not so naive to think that racism doesn't exist, but I do think that people would have learned by now not to air such thoughts in public; let alone on national television.

The three house-mates involved in verbally attacking Shetty are going to be in serious trouble once the show has finished, if it's not cancelled or they are removed first. I find it unlikely that the three will find much employment and relations between the U.K and India will be frosty for quite some time.

Unless Channel 4 or Endemol take action they could be faced with serious reprisals.

Alex.

Dreaming a little dream of you

For the first time in quite some time, I actually had a memorable dream. I can already hear the "so what?"s in the back, but for me this is something interesting.

Whilst I'm fairly sure that I have dreams, this is the first one that I remember after being awake for most of the day. Also before anyone asks, no I haven't been taking any mind-altering chemicals or non-prescription drugs unless you count Insulin.

I could theorise as to what the cause of my dreams from now till the end of my life and probably be no closer. So instead of dealing with why I had the dream, I'll write about what actually happened.

It concerned a woman. Nothing unusual there you might think, I'm a man and it is virtually expected. What if I said the woman was a fictional character from a well-known television series. Questioning my sanity yet?

If you're still unsure, I will explain a little further. The character in question is Abby Scuito (played by Pauley Perrette) from the series "N.C.I.S". Again nothing wrong with that. Very well, last and most vital point. Abby is a goth.

This raises an obvious question and the whole point of this little diatribe; do I like goths or merely the idea of goths in particular? Perrette is, to me at least, an attractive woman whether a goth or not. However, this raises another interesting question.

Do clothes define the woman or are they merely an assumed character? I'm delving into the realms of philosophy here and pretty far in over my head. I have absolutely no idea as to how an actress such as Perrette behaves out of costume.

To make assumptions on someones character with no references other than their appearance could lead to large misunderstandings to say the least. In your experience have you found this to be true? Do the nice, innocent-looking ones turn out to be evil as sin?

till next time,

Alex.

Standing on the Edge of Tomorrow

Another week has flown by with little chance for reflection. As no one seems to be too keen to employ me, I think it's high time I did Something Drastic.

I'm not talking about ending it all or equally as foolish. No, my plan was to travel further than I have before and fly to Japan. This brings me to an interesting decision. Do I go for two weeks with a fixed ticket or take the plunge and travel with an open ticket and return when I want to?

My family would be much happier if I went for a short time and came back quickly. I say that this is likely to be my only chance until I have earned enough money or vacation to do so. Traveling around the entirety of Japan, maybe continuing this blog and adding photos as I go sounds like an adventure to me.

What say you?

Alex.

On the wings of Furies

The most complex of human emotions cannot be defined in the course a single discussion. If you have never experienced it then it is unlikely that you will grasp what it means to be in love. Many, many people have tried over the course of human history to explain the concept have love and thus far few have come close.

It is an unpleasant feeling to know the one you love does not, or appears to not, return them. I have been in that unenviable position at least once. It doesn't get any easier but the ache eventually fades.

A good friend of mine is in the middle of experiencing this. If he's reading this and I hope he is, I can only repeat what I said; it is better to have loved and lost, then to never have loved at all. You cannot ignore the feelings you have, only learn to cope with them as best you can.

We're all human after all and without emotions, especially love, we would be less than we could be.

Alex.

The Founding of Singularity

The oh-so clichéd concept of a singles club. In one of my more complex dreams, I created the club 'Singularity'. It's purpose was to get people like myself, single and fairly 'geeky', out and meet others. Not a bad idea, until I realised it would be full of young, single men.

I have considered creating a few t-shirt designs based on this idea, if for no other reason than to create a talk-point. It's nice to dream. Back to the drawing board, I suppose.

One of the more amusing pieces of news recently; Sony have started supporting playing PS1 (PSX) games on the PSP. This is excellent news for those of us waiting to play the classic Final Fantasy games on our favourite hand-held. It gets better, Dark_Alex (no relation) has created another custom firmware that allows PSP users to use the latest firmware (3.03) and to play home brew (read game game backups).

This is tremendous as I can finally play FFVII and FFVIII on my PSP. Admittedly this will involve buying a new, larger memory stick in order to be able to carry the iso's needed, but I think it will be worth it until SqaureEnix / Sony get their act together and officially release them. In short, a great start for PSP gamers everywhere.

till next time,

Alex.

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

It very nearly didn't happen. Apparently voted the Uk's favourite comedy film of all time, I would have to agree.

Shown tonight on Channel 4, Monty Python's 'The Life of Brian' was banned in some cinemas on release nearly thirty years ago. The documentary before the film is quite enlightening and can show what happens when people take life just a little too seriously.

Supposedly a mockery of the Life of Jesus, it managed to offend nearly every major religious group in some form or other. My view on it is slightly different; if you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at? Somewhat simplistic perhaps, but an important point of view.

It is an intelligent and superbly written film, one that hasn't aged in the slightest and is as relevant today as it was on release. If you haven't seen it, I strongly suggest you obtain a copy.

till next time,

Alex.